ONE YEAR ONLY

WACKY REGATTA

Ship Happens……. In Croatia

13 to 16 September 2027

Three friends. Zero sailing qualifications. For one year only we’re swapping the bangers for boats. What could possibly go wrong?

What’s this all about?

Wait, boats?

A one-off special

We normally do this in knackered old cars. Just this once, it’s water instead of tarmac. Same Pit Crew, same bad ideas, a lot less engine smoke.

Same daft spirit

Bad ideas, questionable vessels and people who get it. Just with more rope, and someone shouting “port” without knowing what it means.

Hear it first

We set sail 13 to 16 September 2027. Places are limited, so the waitlist hears everything first.

Don’t panic, the bangers are only having a lie-down. Get on the waitlist and you’ll hear first.

Don’t worry, the bangers aren’t going anywhere.

Cheap-car adventures across Europe

you’d be crazy to miss out on our next rally

Wet paint. Bad ideas. Questionable vehicles. A long drive across Europe with people who get it. The regatta’s a one-off. Bangers are the main act.